Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Malaysian National Excuses

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NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Maggi Mee.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around,earlyappointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircondtoocold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy,stoma=chcramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no watersupply,going to watch "Santa Barbara", depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have anothersecretweapon; then Tiger Balm & now "franch oil" ...

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On secondthoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot,Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the localmechanics say "Pew Jeot".When I was in school, Milo was always 'MeeLo',now that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarassedsaying"Carry 4" when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as"rangutan".
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